- me: no one ever texts me
- *gets a text*
- me: wtf do you want
- Mom: son, eat your greens so you an grow up big and strong
- Me: na fam I can smoke green and still flex
- Mom: raw
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.